Folliculaphilia

Someone who is attracted to anyone with a moustache.

Son, Brother, Friend, Enemy, Asian, Chef, Gamer, Weirdo, Geek, Insomniac, Romancer, Dancer, Player, Lover, Loner, Loser, Alcoholic, Awesome, Hairy, Naive, Grounded, Australian, Skinny, Procrastinator, Denier, Liar, Firestarter, Real, Imperfect, Silly, Douche.